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mydogsnokes:

hedgehowg:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina.

i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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supernaturalapocalypse:

maleficent-mischief:

mischeifinthetardis:

evolutionofthedaleks:

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer

FUCK

Is that ? ….. omg it is!

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stevenfresco:

every day can be friday if you’re really irresponsible

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ness-stojanovic:

If you’re a bit strange and play the guitar, chances are I’ll like you.

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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devprodoubleoh:

Dean Winchester is not stupid

• Dean Winchester is not stupid

Dean Winchester is not stupid

1. Dean Winchester is not stupid

Dean Winchester is not stupid

Dean Winchester is not stupid

DEAN WINCHESTER IS NOT STUPID

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sodamnrelatable:

“did you get a hair cut?”

“no, i got them all cut.”

(Source: buttermilkqueen, via fading-fader)